<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7032834534197995831</id><updated>2011-04-21T16:44:16.961-07:00</updated><title type='text'>lies from childhood</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://liesfromchildhood.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7032834534197995831/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://liesfromchildhood.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' 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/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;these shows were taped and aired constantly all over the country (if not the world).  if you did not call within your 5 minute window, you could pretend you were from phoenix.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7032834534197995831-8927709952064270828?l=liesfromchildhood.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://liesfromchildhood.blogspot.com/feeds/8927709952064270828/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7032834534197995831&amp;postID=8927709952064270828' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7032834534197995831/posts/default/8927709952064270828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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